Archive for the ‘Work’ Category

Sugar stack

10/09/2017

Get some baggies?
Here’s your pallet of sugar, go put it out.

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Tear here

10/07/2017

Doi!
Not with tape all around it I can’t.

Boardwalk

09/26/2017

Lower back pain is lame.
Back is stiff and sore so I waddle about at work.

Hi, ceiling

08/29/2017

Better take more vacation.
I’ve been staying home mostly for my vacation so when I went outside to a big building I felt sort of dizzy.

Sched’d

08/28/2017

Needed a vacation from my vacation.
My vacation may be over, but I still have normal days off lined up nicely.

Shoo shoe

08/18/2017

Silent Shoe:  No squeaks for your sole.
I go through shoes like crazy thanks to my job, and now I’m walking outside for many hours.

Stabbin’ meat

08/12/2017

I guess it's bad for me.
Somehow a package of honey ham cut and bruised my knuckle.

Holes

05/20/2017

I try to replace them twice a year.
I go through tons of socks from moving around way too much at work, better than getting holes in my feet.

Mis-Spell

05/15/2017

Sequentially misspelled.
People misspell things a lot at work. Gorcery and gocery were some highlights today.

Hangin’ nail

05/11/2017

I can't keep a normal middle finger nail to save my life atm.
Work seems to be really messing up my fingy nails lately in general.