Crazy Legs

Rocket Cart

This is the unholy device that struck my head and caused me to get 2 staples (well the top shelf).  As the title suggests, we call em rocket carts.

Whoopie Costume

I saw the words “Adult Whoopie Cushion Costume” on a box of freight the other day and I can’t imagine it being much more dignifying than this.  I decided not the emphasize the “adult” part of it because that would be confusing and worrisome.

Level Map

When I got magazines like say, Nintendo Power, Sega Visions, or Game Players Strategy Guide, I’d be giddy over things like this.

Swingset

Sub-zero

If I recall correctly, a similar sub-zero was the second drawing in my elementary school 1 subject notebook (circa 3rd-4th grade).  I was just thinking about how I can’t find it; kickin’ picture of a brood from x-men 2: clone wars in it.

Vampire Mirror

The Butt Percentage

Another oddity I uttered at my Uncle’s.  I think it really would have been 150% but one person was constipated so it worked out.  Weird thing is after coming up with the concept of this I fought a boss in Silent Hill Homecoming that reminds of it.  Also weird is THE ENTIRE DRAWING.

Let them eat cake.

One of my stranger quotes from my time spent away from home for the antique show.  I got weird looks.

1950’s Coca Cola

Yes I counted 34 of these at the Madison-Bouckville antique show.  I should have just bought one.  I started looking at prices sometime after 15 and it ranged from 20$-95$.  Someone had 7 and was charging 30$ for each.  Oh well, I’m sure they’ll be there next year.