Archive for August, 2010

Crazy Legs

08/31/2010

Insane Appendages, Mad Marshwalkers, Not Right Left n' Rights

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Rocket Cart

08/30/2010

aka Ankle Biter

This is the unholy device that struck my head and caused me to get 2 staples (well the top shelf).  As the title suggests, we call em rocket carts.

Whoopie Costume

08/29/2010

Sit on me!

I saw the words “Adult Whoopie Cushion Costume” on a box of freight the other day and I can’t imagine it being much more dignifying than this.  I decided not the emphasize the “adult” part of it because that would be confusing and worrisome.

Level Map

08/28/2010

None of these platforms would ever fall I'm sure.

When I got magazines like say, Nintendo Power, Sega Visions, or Game Players Strategy Guide, I’d be giddy over things like this.

Swingset

08/27/2010

Woodchips, all up in my knees.

Sub-zero

08/26/2010

Humiliation.

If I recall correctly, a similar sub-zero was the second drawing in my elementary school 1 subject notebook (circa 3rd-4th grade).  I was just thinking about how I can’t find it; kickin’ picture of a brood from x-men 2: clone wars in it.

Vampire Mirror

08/25/2010

Brought to you by The Werewolf Day Spa Association.

The Butt Percentage

08/24/2010

So X represents the constipation variable?

Another oddity I uttered at my Uncle’s.  I think it really would have been 150% but one person was constipated so it worked out.  Weird thing is after coming up with the concept of this I fought a boss in Silent Hill Homecoming that reminds of it.  Also weird is THE ENTIRE DRAWING.

Let them eat cake.

08/23/2010

Chocolate syrup all over my body.

One of my stranger quotes from my time spent away from home for the antique show.  I got weird looks.

1950’s Coca Cola

08/22/2010

Fine I'll drink coke, stop smiling at me.

Yes I counted 34 of these at the Madison-Bouckville antique show.  I should have just bought one.  I started looking at prices sometime after 15 and it ranged from 20$-95$.  Someone had 7 and was charging 30$ for each.  Oh well, I’m sure they’ll be there next year.