Archive for July, 2015

Butt Witch

07/31/2015

Voiced by Matt Berry but Tim Curry would work well too.
An unfortunate nickname since it sounds like a sandwich gone terribly wrong.

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Ant man

07/30/2015

The crowd was also ant-sized.

He can turn really small and stuff.

Lime in the coconut

07/29/2015

Put it in the wash?

I forgot what comes next.

Diet bread?

07/28/2015

It's the new surprise bagel white bread.

The bread I got came with a hole through the middle, I guess someone wants me to watch my carb intake.

Esca-eviscerator

07/27/2015

I had really gooey blood in the dream too.

I had a nightmare once as a small child about getting clothing caught in an escalator’s claws and it didn’t end well.  Little did I know that it can really happen, so all those times I was careful around them because of that dream weren’t for naught.

Family fun?

07/26/2015

May be more fun for deities.

Oi

07/25/2015

I'll eat the bugs off your car.

Not as effective as a salesgecko.

Tent bugs

07/24/2015

Bugs I've never seen before too.

No matter how hard I zipper’d up the tent, they still get in.

Fair to middling

07/23/2015

But not like a whole brick of mild cheddar.

Like mild cheddar.

Headless for the kids

07/22/2015

Somehow less frightening.