Butt Witch

An unfortunate nickname since it sounds like a sandwich gone terribly wrong.

Ant man

He can turn really small and stuff.

Lime in the coconut

I forgot what comes next.

Diet bread?

The bread I got came with a hole through the middle, I guess someone wants me to watch my carb intake.

Esca-eviscerator

I had a nightmare once as a small child about getting clothing caught in an escalator’s claws and it didn’t end well.  Little did I know that it can really happen, so all those times I was careful around them because of that dream weren’t for naught.

Family fun?

Oi

Not as effective as a salesgecko.

Tent bugs

No matter how hard I zipper’d up the tent, they still get in.

Fair to middling

Like mild cheddar.

Headless for the kids