Archive for the ‘Food’ Category

Bro logic

07/18/2017

420$ popcorn.
My Brother’s conclusion is flawed but not impossible.

Home plate

07/16/2017

Mmmm, typical food.

Nuts

07/11/2017

Fat check plz.
I’m enjoying me some salt and pepper cashews but their mascot game is weak.

Reese’s piece cup

07/03/2017

It's still fine.
The big cup with Reese’s pieces inside is cool, but time to innovate.

Buttery box

06/26/2017

FBI wants me now.
Oops, I replaced my mailbox with a giant stick of butter, epic prank!!!!!!!!

Spa get

06/21/2017

Grossssss.

Fish diss

06/20/2017

There might be one fish total in those 44 sticks!
I enjoy me some fish sticks sometimes and it’s usually 44.

Rocky road

06/19/2017

Don't feed me no pebbles.

Butter drop

06/18/2017

I hadn't even got butter on my fingers yet.
I just wanted to toss the tub of butter on the counter.

Plattered

06/13/2017

44 fish sticks please.
My meal measurement is usually what fits on a plate.