Archive for April, 2016

Drive by candy

04/30/2016

The butterscotch candies were fine.
I remember being at a parade as a kid and it was loud and they threw unappetizing candy into the road.

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Birdo bother

04/29/2016

I want to be in more games for that sweet coinage.

 

In a dark nutshell

04/28/2016

I don't get it.
Dark Souls III.

Last chance

04/27/2016

As long as I don't get hit I won't DIE.

Tentacash

04/26/2016

New Ragnoros is the bestest.

Hearthstone has a new set of cards and they’re all gross and stuff.

Sun out

04/25/2016

The sign feels so warm!

When the sun winks out we’ll have these non-monetized photo op signs.  As long as we’re not frozen.

Yukitup

04/24/2016

I'm a Toys R Us kid.
Almost empty shampoo or lotions bottles are funny too.

Gen P

04/23/2016

Were a pack of 300 plates, each with unique personalities.

Don’t put down plates before you get to know them.

Foot no mouth

04/22/2016

At most he can wiggle his face.
Socky McFootpuppet is very quiet.

Balloon flop

04/21/2016

Something something water temperature/surface tension.

I remember popping a water balloon someone was holding but it took 2 seconds for it to actually pop after stabbing it.  Was weird enough to me to remember this years later.