Drive by candy

I remember being at a parade as a kid and it was loud and they threw unappetizing candy into the road.

Birdo bother

 

In a dark nutshell

Dark Souls III.

Last chance

Tentacash

Hearthstone has a new set of cards and they’re all gross and stuff.

Sun out

When the sun winks out we’ll have these non-monetized photo op signs.  As long as we’re not frozen.

Yukitup

Almost empty shampoo or lotions bottles are funny too.

Gen P

Don’t put down plates before you get to know them.

Foot no mouth

Socky McFootpuppet is very quiet.

Balloon flop

I remember popping a water balloon someone was holding but it took 2 seconds for it to actually pop after stabbing it.  Was weird enough to me to remember this years later.