Important selections

I really like the cinnamony crumby-topped donuts, so I just want to get the most crumb for my buck.

Back to the norm

The backroom is usually in pretty rough shape around the holidays.

Black cryday

I was super bored all night during “the event.”  I swear I spent three hours stacking, restacking, and moving sheet sets.

Pulling all-nighter

Setting up for black Friday or “the event” meant pulling over a hundred pallets to various locations.  A lot better than actually being there during the thing.

Shower kombat

Something I said a lot as a small one.  I just think it now.  For whatever reason I took the beginning of the word “shower” and pronounced it differently so I could rhyme it.

Turkey2day

Working in retail makes it so schedules for certain seasonal events need to be shuffled around.

Binding of Tomatoes

Tomatoes or blood?  That’s what I heard yesterday from someone as I was playing Binding of Isaac: Rebirth.

DQ Slime quest

November pain

Got a ten day work week so far, yay retail.

A grizzly accident

It’s rare to have to brake for a bear around these parts, but how rare is it for a bear to brake for a human?