Chips and dapper

Got these new “all dressed” chips.  They alright.

Frustration is…

trying to peel string cheese, and it just comes off in chunks.

Cat chaps

Cat chaps.  In season when your coat has dangly plastic on strings and fresh kittens.

Product recall

Cats will play with anything but toys you buy them anyway.

Rubber Rake

Fall is coming in and the leaves are falling.  Rubber rakes are convenient and completely useless.

Maximum text speed

Undertale has a dodge the thingies mechanic and it never lets up.

Cat damage

Instead of using perfectly good kitty claws, a kitten decided to jump off a sega game making it fall onto my foot and cutting it open.  I didn’t realize how sharp they were.

Fire school

There’s so many different monsters in Undertale.

Break cake

Cake in the break room!  Maybe I’ll pass this time.

Forearm bomb

Not a wrestling move name, but the nickname that aptly described the length, width, and devastating potential of a human log left in the toilet at wally world.  Maybe “left” isn’t the word… but I almost audibly gasped at its grandeur.  Anyway, gross.