Archive for September, 2015

Chips and dapper

09/30/2015

Canadians.

Got these new “all dressed” chips.  They alright.

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Frustration is…

09/29/2015

Break the rules of nature by just taking a bite out of it.

trying to peel string cheese, and it just comes off in chunks.

Cat chaps

09/28/2015

Cat chaps!

Cat chaps.  In season when your coat has dangly plastic on strings and fresh kittens.

Product recall

09/27/2015

Product rereleased to come with scissors and your favorite beverage.

Cats will play with anything but toys you buy them anyway.

Rubber Rake

09/26/2015

You can hit your sibling with it at least.

Fall is coming in and the leaves are falling.  Rubber rakes are convenient and completely useless.

Maximum text speed

09/25/2015

Long names have never been more dangerous.

Undertale has a dodge the thingies mechanic and it never lets up.

Cat damage

09/24/2015

SEG-OW.

Instead of using perfectly good kitty claws, a kitten decided to jump off a sega game making it fall onto my foot and cutting it open.  I didn’t realize how sharp they were.

Fire school

09/23/2015

Not as tsundere as an airplane can be though.

There’s so many different monsters in Undertale.

Break cake

09/22/2015

Give my stomach a break.

Cake in the break room!  Maybe I’ll pass this time.

Forearm bomb

09/21/2015

Glad to see this world still has its surprises.

Not a wrestling move name, but the nickname that aptly described the length, width, and devastating potential of a human log left in the toilet at wally world.  Maybe “left” isn’t the word… but I almost audibly gasped at its grandeur.  Anyway, gross.