Archive for the ‘Childhood’ Category

The basics

09/22/2017

Like poetry with numbers.
It’s just math bro.

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Dog flight

09/14/2017

I guess the string broke.
I had a snoopy kite I landed on our roof a long time ago, never saw it again after that.

Bro hooked

09/12/2017

Sweet, sweet memories.
My bro got a fish hook to the face as a kid through no fault of my own.

Hosted by William Shatner

09/11/2017

I always thought it was straight up drugs until I wiki'd it.
I watched Rescue 911 a lot as a kid but the only death I remembered being on it was the kid who huffed butane. There were quite a few more.

Participation

09/09/2017

You T-balled for at least a month.

Tiny sick

09/06/2017

Plastic and metal meet again.

I saw it

09/05/2017

I need something to slap on my wrist too.
Was glancing at the novelty toys and saw these things I’ve always wanted to pop.

Old stuff

08/27/2017

Maybe they were scary.
I was cleaning my bedroom up a little and found some of my old video game magazines. For whatever reason, the majority are missing their covers.

*faucet noise

08/04/2017

Really really bad.
I used the Talkboy to record myself a lot as a child.  I had one segment where I was kind of the crypt keeper from Tales from the Crypt telling a bad story.

Clowny nightmare

07/14/2017

At least a mummy didn't steal my socks this time.
I remember a few nightmares and weird dreams from when I was a kid. This one was a evil clown face in the bottom of the old Zenith TV’s stand and it sucked me towards it.