Archive for the ‘Pun’ Category

Handed over

07/19/2017

No stretching for me.
I never liked those ceilings with the pointy cottage cheese bits in them.

Home plate

07/16/2017

Mmmm, typical food.

Armchair

07/15/2017

Ew.

Nuts

07/11/2017

Fat check plz.
I’m enjoying me some salt and pepper cashews but their mascot game is weak.

My favorite streamer

06/27/2017

It's blue and bad at Mario.

Rocky road

06/19/2017

Don't feed me no pebbles.

Leave

06/03/2017

I've seen it all.

Elven around

05/31/2017

Mullet fully intact.
My old NE warrior from WoW. Currently in retirement.

Flip mode

05/25/2017

Hope I don't flip off one day.
Tried out a sleeping mask. I seem to always wake up on my back if I wear it, weird.

Mis-Spell

05/15/2017

Sequentially misspelled.
People misspell things a lot at work. Gorcery and gocery were some highlights today.