Archive for the ‘Pun’ Category

Strip treat

02/23/2018

Customer lost.
The packaging just steals the frosting from the top, like a jerk.

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New toi

02/15/2018

No explosions or waterfalls.
Shiny new toilet! So far so good.

Tax break

01/28/2018

Delicious.
Another year of taxes done.

SFVAE

01/18/2018

Just call me jumpy mcjump jump.
Street Fighter V Arcade Edition update is out, so many cpu battles.

Literally

01/05/2018

Don't commit murder, no matter how literal.

Shovel Knight

01/03/2018

I GET IT.

A new y-year

12/31/2017

Eh heh heh.
It’s going to be a cold one.

Huge PS4

12/27/2017

FIRMware.
Replaced my old PS4 hard drive with a bigger one.

PunsXChristmas

12/24/2017

And so much future trash.
All done wrapping gifts, so many small items.

Magic carpet

12/17/2017

I'll pull a welcome mat from my hat.