Archive for the ‘Pun’ Category

Flip mode

05/25/2017

Hope I don't flip off one day.
Tried out a sleeping mask. I seem to always wake up on my back if I wear it, weird.

Mis-Spell

05/15/2017

Sequentially misspelled.
People misspell things a lot at work. Gorcery and gocery were some highlights today.

Fish hook

05/06/2017

Bass backwards.

Well-rounded meal

04/17/2017

Still delicious and non-threatening.
Didn’t get enough real food this week so donuts and bagels for dinner tonight.

B run

04/05/2017

My hardest nightmare.
Weather’s warming up, the genetically created bees will rise.

Wrist wrest

03/07/2017

I need my parts and pieces.
Busy nights immediately after my vacation so my various parts and pieces are a bit sore.

Chip card two

02/11/2017

So many flavors, but so little flavor.
As soon as I get my first one another just shows up. Though I don’t really feel like Pringles are chips for some reason.

Chip card

02/10/2017

Cool ranch would be good too.
Finally got a chip card, though the places I use it do not have chip readers anyway.

Birthday fighter

01/23/2017

Cake with cake.
A happy birthday to muh brosef.

Chive talk

01/15/2017

A baked potato sounds really good now though.
I haven’t really had much use for chives in my adulthood.