Coffee beach

What better thing to drink when it’s 90 out than hot coffee.  Just steer clear of McDonald’s beach, it’s a little too hot.

Mishearing and jeering

It’s probably just my Weird Al Yankovic upbringing, but it’s what I heard.

Aiming for the middle

Seems like who wins is always by a large margin.  So if we can’t win 1st, just don’t be the worst!.

Human cereal?

I picked up this new Jif peanut butter cereal and while it tastes fine, it looks a biiiiiit like kibble.

Token thievery

Red seems to be top dog.

MK8 sweats

When I end up in first legit it takes all my willpower not to mess up the most basic of things.  Some things are unavoidable though.

Go team purpred?

Thanks for the red team victory BG Valve.  I didn’t really feel like a winner turning these cards into virtual badges anyway.

You don’t win!

Usually if I end up in first place I immediately think this may happen in Mario Kart 8.

Elfy shoe

Which reminds me that I need to get new work shoes before the old ones disintegrate off my feet.

Superstar star