Archive for August, 2017

Shoo shoe

08/18/2017

Silent Shoe:  No squeaks for your sole.
I go through shoes like crazy thanks to my job, and now I’m walking outside for many hours.

Sorry Mr. Hog

08/17/2017

Slight withdrawal.
I’m on vacation nowhere near a ps4.

I’ll get you eventually hedgehog

08/16/2017

Guess I'll buy it sometime.
I forgot about sonic mania.

Grocer-bees

08/15/2017

Luckily they seemed young and sleepy.
Wasps really. I didn’t even see the nest attached to the trunk until after I had put all the groceries in it.

Warm meaty list

08/14/2017

Uhhh, put rotten meat in the sun and create a magic scroll?
The whiteboard is good place to leave vague reminders of things to do.

Orange crashius

08/13/2017

Top 10 youtube celebrity convenience store car crashes.
Some car plowed into the 7-11 Oney was in oops.

Stabbin’ meat

08/12/2017

I guess it's bad for me.
Somehow a package of honey ham cut and bruised my knuckle.

Leaky ceiling

08/11/2017

Exaggeration.

Night Knight

08/10/2017

No knight light for me!

Ani may cry

08/09/2017

Probably over his big weird hands.