Ken sent me

Playing Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards when I was very tiny meant I didn’t understand half of it. Like how to pronounce “Naugahyde” and what it even was for example.

New K

My old Keurig didn’t spit a little water out when I removed the reservoir, so Elite.

Trail mix weather

We were supposed to get a bunch of snow but just got a grab bag of rain, sleet, freezing rain, and a light glaze of snow.

Make way driveway

Driveway is starting to appear through the snow finally

Uncontrolled

The PS5 controller has a lot to say while Demon’s Souls’ing it up.

Cool

Parallelogram glasses cool

Cheese longing

I had plans involving cheese sticks but getting sick ruined it all, curse this human form.

Cut off

Computer was cut off from the world wide web, the patented router reset fixed it no prob.

Ski or

My experience with the NES game Ski or Die was sullied by only having awful wireless controllers.

August gone

Vacation time again