Archive for the ‘Words’ Category

Strip treat

02/23/2018

Customer lost.
The packaging just steals the frosting from the top, like a jerk.

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What the beans

02/22/2018

Not a bad drowning at least.
Easter brings all these different jelly beans. Drowning in banana flavored ones though.

Mysterious symbol

02/21/2018

It's probably something I shouldn't draw.
When I open a blank canvas to draw, I end up making one of these for whatever reason.

State of solid state

02/20/2018

No moving parts, like me on my weekend.
Finally it’s upgrade time.

One-pareil

02/19/2018

MORE DOTS!
Not enough dots.

Internet fun

02/18/2018

I need to internet better.
Fake birthdays and mis-clicks are really messin’ me up.

C-egg r back

02/17/2018

The aisle became Easter the night of Valentines.
February means Easter candy is back!

Annelid light

02/16/2018

Worms the power can be switched off for.
Had to replace a broken light switch and the wire coverings looked so dusty and old that they reminded me of earthworms.

New toi

02/15/2018

No explosions or waterfalls.
Shiny new toilet! So far so good.

Cookie d’oh

02/14/2018

The magic of Valentine's day.
My yummy cookie frosting sandwich got dropped to the floor, but like my knee, it was fine.