Dope rope swing

05/17/2017

Hope this water doesn't have icky gross stuff on the bottom.

Totaled mouth

05/16/2017

Guess I won't taste anything for a day.
Pizza rolls are fun once in awhile but even when I try to gently nibble away when they’re too hot, I get molten “pizza” everywhere.

Mis-Spell

05/15/2017

Sequentially misspelled.
People misspell things a lot at work. Gorcery and gocery were some highlights today.

Reminder

05/14/2017

Mom's r tuff.
Mother’s day always triggers the reminder that I’ve been drawing for another year.

Seven

05/13/2017

Here's to less deformed drawings in the future.
I knew another completed year of drawings was coming up, but it actually already passed.

Happy creepy

05/12/2017

Killing you in one hit doesn't help either.
Underwater enemies in games seem to be creepier than the game they’re in usually.

Hangin’ nail

05/11/2017

I can't keep a normal middle finger nail to save my life atm.
Work seems to be really messing up my fingy nails lately in general.

Painful existence

05/10/2017

Tastes like the world's most generic gum and lemon.
Those character popsicles with the gumball eyes never failed to amuse.

Sock buy

05/09/2017

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Sometimes I forget I can do things like buy socks if I need them.

Big mug feels

05/08/2017

The strain on the wrists is worth it.
Big mugs make drinking the same coffee better somehow.